Apparently the mybrainhurts.net guy that e-mailed me a few years ago to tell me how bad ass his site was going to be and how he was going to somehow kick my ass on the internet has turned into this: 
Other than the girl being pretty cute, I am very certain that he has lost whatever war he was trying to wage.
Meat slicer? Get serious.
Victory 1 for .com. Yea, um, take that.